That sounds like paradise. I’d kick my kids out to the curb, seriously. I’m still a sex god. Quinn knows this.
I guess if Brittany really wants to do this…then I guess so…but we need to clear up right now that Puck’s junk ain’t going anywhere near me. I like lady parts, we’ve established this.
*sighs* I don’t know…
Puck would really need to convince me to do something like that…
But I guess I’d be up for it. Maybe.
The New Directions respond:
Needless to say, I was shocked. And mad Santana did not invite me to this…
They don’t need to know about this, it’s pretty personal and it’s history so they don’t need to know who slept with who.
Yes, and now I wish there was a video of this…
*eye twitches* Pregnant?
SOMEBODY WILL SUFFER MY WRATH AND DIE BECAUSE NOBODY TOUCHES MY LITTLE GIRLS…NO ONE!
Simple. I’d kill whoever impregnated one of my daughters.
It’d be a bloodshed. And it won’t be my blood. My boys know what protection is, and they best be using that shit…
No no no no no no no no no no no….
I’m still too hot to be a grandma.
Oh yeah, definitely considering doing that! I have more great themes planned for next season. After the Who You Are chapter, it’s prom. And after that, Nationals. And after Nationals, we say goodbye to our seniors in the final chapter of the season…*chokes back sob*. It’s so close yet so far! :’) We’ve come a long way, huh?
That seems like a good idea actually! Like, when the New Directions did that mattress commercial in season one! Or when they sang Christmas carols in season two!
Well, I listened to Racal Flatt’s “Unstoppable” and I have already heard Queen’s “We Are The Champions”…really good mash-up! Do you have the lyrics or something? It seems really great! I’m doing mash-ups next season. :)
It seems lovely and amazing.
Just not now.
Definitely not now.
Not when I’m still considered MILF. Nope. My kids know better.
I’d be a cool grandpa. Like that movie, “Bad Grandpa”. Just not know. I’m still young and hot, if I become a grandpa now, my kids are dead…
Accurate Horoscope 2014
AQUARIUS – Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
PISCES – The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
ARIES – The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
TAURUS – The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
GEMINI – The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
CANCER – The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
LEO – The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
VIRGO – The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
LIBRA – The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
SCORPIO – The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad Luck if you do not share this post.
SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
CAPRICORN – The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
The Pisces one is so true for me.
Leo is so true for me.
wow mine is actually the most accurate out of all of them this is creepy
It’s creepy how accurate Aquarius is for me
im a Virgo i sound hardcore af
Did anybody know I’m an Aries haha. Lol
how are all my leo’s out there
And this is why you don’t fuck with Libras. Bitches.
I don’t know…I ship a lot of couples. It’s hard to pick just ONE!
I’m planning something like that for next season. Think Pitch Perfect’s Riff-Off! It’d be like a battle between glee club’s. Like, Vocal Adrenaline, The Show-Stoppers (they will be introduced the chapter after the one I’m currently working on), The Warblers, and The New Directions. It’ll be an epic battle.
I’ll think about the previews…maybe post them on tumblr or something.
Aw, thanks! <3 I’m glad you love the story!
Orion: An Architect.
Adara: A Gymnast
Cheryl: An Interior Designer
Oliver: A Movie Director
Adeline: Broadway Star!
Nikki: A dancer.
Connor: I actually don’t know yet…
Mason: I would like to be an artist. But let’s be honest, that’s not happening.
Delilah: A ballet dancer.
Alex: A doctor.
Sam: I have no fucking idea.
Ben: A photographer. And be a philanthropist who travels the world
Tommy: An air-force pilot!
Annie: A kindergarten teacher…I like kids.
Emily: A fashion designer.
Scotty: I don’t know, something cool I guess. I can do anything if I set my mind to it so whatever.
Adrian: A journalist. I also want to be an author. And Gabe and I said we’d open up our own dance studio one day.
Gabe: A dancer.
Keegan: An SVU detective.
Rowan: A comic book artist.
Aaron: A professional singer bitches!
Ethan: A dancer.
Jonathan: A Broadway star.
Ellie: I actually don’t know…
Dorothy: BROADWAY STARDOM!
Grayson: An actor.
Aidan: I don’t know…I don’t really think about that much actually…
Izzy: A call girl.
I have no fucking idea.
Christian: I don’t know. I want to go to an Ivy League School, but what I’m going to pursue…I have no idea…
*sighs* I don’t know, I keep hearing them yelling each other about my mom possibly liking someone else. I hear “Brody” a lot. And I don’t like that. The worst thing that could happen is my family falling apart.
I think it has something to do with that Brody asshole. I mean ever since we caught them that first time fighting, they haven’t stopped! It’s frustrating because one minute, we’re a happy family, next thing you know they’re yelling and slamming doors and crying and staying over at someone else’s for the night. I hate it…
I refuse to believe they’re falling out of love. That is not true. Not at all. I know for a fact they still love each other. It’s just my mom being unable to come to a decision. She knows she loves poppy, she’s just not thinking clearly. She cannot love Brody! I refuse the idea of my parents separating. I REFUSE IT!